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FFTSW... With Real People!
Chapter 3 - Bad Hair Day



(The filming day arrives. This time, BA could make it, because he went on bus... Anything is faster that J'Lo's driving...hihihi Everyone is in the studio, except Aki. And JC. As always.)

(Lots of noice. The crew is preparing the scenarium. Everyone is talking happily, except Hein and KS, who are looking for a window.)

DIRECTOR: Good morning. Is everyone here?

GRAY: I'm afraid no. (not!) Aki's not here.

DIRECTOR: As always...

B.A.: Jennifer's not here as well.

DIRECTOR: Dammit! Why did I wake up this morning...

(Suddely, someone arrives. It's J.C., but with something different on her...)

J.C.(with a smile): Morning!

(Everyone gasps.)

J.C.: What?

NEIL (with difficult on speaking): What... did... you do to your hair???!!!

J.C.: Oh, this? I thought it could be a great idea if I changed my look, and Aki's hairdo is so cool...

GRAY: What's going o... (looks at J.C.) GASP!!!! (runs away) Now she looks just like her!

RYAN: Speaking on the devil...

AKI (arriving happily): Good morn... (looks at J.C.) GASP!!!

(Time for breakfast)

JANE: Where's Aki?

D.S.: Still beating her head to a wall. And keeping in talking about a very expensive wig that she brought for Jenni-chan.

J.C.:... don't call me that, please.

DREAMY SORCERESS (apearing from nowhere, as always): Great! Food! I don't eat since 6 a.m.

EVERYONE (look for D.S.): GASP!

DREAMY SORCERESS: What? I always wanted to have Aki's hairdo...

AKI: Ufff, I think I'm better... (looks at D.S. and faints)

NEIL: Oh great...

DREAMY SORCERESS: It's better for me to get going... (dissapears)

J.C.: I miss my hair...

SID: For God's sake, please don't cry.

J.C.: I wasn't going to cry, why do you say that?

SID: Because you are going to play Gray's ex, but I think we can't compare him to a esquizo mathmatic or to a scientist who become green if we pissed him off...

J.C.: Now I'm scared...O_O

SID (to B.A.): And you? You think that by stoping a meteor and saving the world, people can forgive you for doing such a bad movie as "Gigli"?

AKI (to D.S.): Can I see the pills you gave to him this morning?

D.S.: Of course.

AKI: Dammit. These pills' are Hein's pills, to keep him away from windows...

JC: Why does Hein need the pills?

AKI: It's a very long story, and a boring one. Anyway, he needs his pills to get pissed and start freaking out with everyone. That's the only way we have to keep him away from windows.

BA: Yer strange...

JANE (rolling her eyes): Of course we are! Are you blind or something?

RYAN: We have being selected for a reason. But our madness is healthy!

VR: It is true, my friend!

(Everyone look at them with a weird look)

NEIL: ... Whatever.

DIRECTOR: Hey, people! Get up, we'll going to start now! Come one, come on, move it!

(Everyone start to prepare the sets)

MAN.1: Errr... sir? We have a problem here.

DIRECTOR: What?

MAN.1: The Phantoms. Our burget ain't enought to pay computer effects.

(the DIRECTOR slaps his forehead)

DIRECTOR: Great.

JANE: No Phantoms?

NEIL: We can't make the movie without Phantoms!

DIRECTOR: ... Everybody, go home. I'll think for a solution...
 
 

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